Case Closed! — Conspiracies and Mysteries Solved

"Inspired" by Patricia Cornhole's immodest claim that all those Ripperologists may as well give up their theorizing and debating Jack the Ripper's identity because she's written the final word, "Case Closed!" seeks to solve completely and forevermore the mysteries of the world. Case closed!

01 May 2006

An inauspicious beginning.

Cletus and Manny thought that they were ready to unleash The Truth™, but it seems that they aren't quite ready (Manny didn't bother to preheat the oven to 450˚, so The Truth™ didn't rise properly). If you're reading this—congratulations on becoming one of The Enlightened™— take a break, swallow some Lies from the media and come back later for a Truth™ enema.

posted by Cletus Hookworm @ 8:26 PM

1 Comments:

At 10:21 PM, Blogger Manny Fatback said...

Hey, Cletus. Talking about preheating the oven got me thinking about that raisin-nut bread recipe your cousin entered into the Rusty Rim Food Drinkery Bake-Off last September. Did she have to pay to get in the contest? And do you have the recipe? I'd like to whip up a batch! Lemme know.

 

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