Case Closed! — Conspiracies and Mysteries Solved

"Inspired" by Patricia Cornhole's immodest claim that all those Ripperologists may as well give up their theorizing and debating Jack the Ripper's identity because she's written the final word, "Case Closed!" seeks to solve completely and forevermore the mysteries of the world. Case closed!

30 November 2006

AND NOW... A Case Closed™ Little Known Fact!

Did you know that it isn't that uncommon to discover common household animals inside of different grocery items? That's right! From pythons in vacuum cleaners to budgies in cans of Budweiser, it happens more often than not! In fact, just the other day a kitten was discovered in a box of Pop Tarts!



Later, President George W. Bush ate that kitten!



It's TRUE™!

(This has been a CCLKF)

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