Case Closed! — Conspiracies and Mysteries Solved

"Inspired" by Patricia Cornhole's immodest claim that all those Ripperologists may as well give up their theorizing and debating Jack the Ripper's identity because she's written the final word, "Case Closed!" seeks to solve completely and forevermore the mysteries of the world. Case closed!

27 July 2006

AND NOW... a Case Closed™ Little Known Fact!

Did you know that, despite protestations from experts and numerous first-hand eyewitness accounts, there is no proof that Buddy Holly's band, 'The Crickets' are actually crickets. Case Closed™ "Experts" agree they are most likely dung beetles!

IT'S TRUE™


(This has been a CCLKF)

posted by Manny Fatback @ 5:31 PM

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