Case Closed! — Conspiracies and Mysteries Solved

"Inspired" by Patricia Cornhole's immodest claim that all those Ripperologists may as well give up their theorizing and debating Jack the Ripper's identity because she's written the final word, "Case Closed!" seeks to solve completely and forevermore the mysteries of the world. Case closed!

23 June 2006

AND NOW... A Case Closed™ Little Known Fact!

Did you know that in 1976 Elvis Presley attempted to get a patent on the world’s first self-lubricating lubricant? The patent was refused and Elvis reacted in flamboyant Kingly style, shaking the cape on his jumpsuit and firing three shots into the trunk of his Cadillac!

IT’S TRUE™

(This has been a CCLKF)

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